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{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}

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{"type":"dad","setup":"Why don't eggs tell jokes?","punchline":"Because they would crack each other up.","id":384}

{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}

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