Jorge Vara is an Argentine politician who is a member of the Chamber of Deputies.
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David Weissert was a member of the Ohio House of Representatives.
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{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}
{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
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