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The Murasaki Shikibu Nikki Emaki (紫式部日記絵巻) is a mid-13th century emaki inspired by the private diary of Murasaki Shikibu, lady-in-waiting at the 10th–11th century Heian court and author of The Tale of Genji. This emaki belongs to the classical style of Japanese painting known as yamato-e, and revives the iconography of the Heian period.
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