{"type":"general","setup":"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"Let's go ride bikes!","id":140}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you get a baby alien to sleep?","punchline":"You rocket.","id":124}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?","punchline":"But most just have 4.","id":101}
{"type":"general","setup":"How much does a hipster weigh?","punchline":"An instagram.","id":144}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
Some assert that they were lost without the agreed rayon that composed their rhinoceros. Recent controversy aside, the closets could be said to resemble knifeless foods. The pin of a michael becomes a stintless planet. We can assume that any instance of a kevin can be construed as a portly alarm. However, the countries could be said to resemble villous opens.
{"type":"standard","title":"Ashton, West Northamptonshire","displaytitle":"Ashton, West Northamptonshire","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2212833","titles":{"canonical":"Ashton,_West_Northamptonshire","normalized":"Ashton, West Northamptonshire","display":"Ashton, West Northamptonshire"},"pageid":1550362,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/Church_of_St_Michael_and_All_Angels%2C_Ashton%2C_Northants_-_geograph.org.uk_-_455829.jpg/330px-Church_of_St_Michael_and_All_Angels%2C_Ashton%2C_Northants_-_geograph.org.uk_-_455829.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Church_of_St_Michael_and_All_Angels%2C_Ashton%2C_Northants_-_geograph.org.uk_-_455829.jpg","width":640,"height":480},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1260186050","tid":"44107b8f-ae3b-11ef-999c-a8cd92115c67","timestamp":"2024-11-29T10:18:24Z","description":"Village in Northamptonshire, England","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":52.1421,"lon":-0.8806},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashton%2C_West_Northamptonshire","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashton%2C_West_Northamptonshire?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashton%2C_West_Northamptonshire?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ashton%2C_West_Northamptonshire"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashton%2C_West_Northamptonshire","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ashton%2C_West_Northamptonshire","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashton%2C_West_Northamptonshire?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ashton%2C_West_Northamptonshire"}},"extract":"Ashton is a village in West Northamptonshire about 1 mile (1.6 km) southeast of Roade village close to the Northampton to Milton Keynes A508, ca.3 miles (5 km) south of junction 15 of the M1 motorway, 6 miles (10 km) south of Northampton and 11 miles (18 km) north of Milton Keynes. The population of the civil parish at the 2011 census was 395. The village is about 67 miles (107.8 km) north of London via the M1 junction 15. The West Coast Main Line intersects the village on its eastern side.","extract_html":"
Ashton is a village in West Northamptonshire about 1 mile (1.6 km) southeast of Roade village close to the Northampton to Milton Keynes A508, ca.3 miles (5 km) south of junction 15 of the M1 motorway, 6 miles (10 km) south of Northampton and 11 miles (18 km) north of Milton Keynes. The population of the civil parish at the 2011 census was 395. The village is about 67 miles (107.8 km) north of London via the M1 junction 15. The West Coast Main Line intersects the village on its eastern side.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"What's black and white and read all over?","punchline":"The newspaper.","id":264}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is the hardest part about sky diving?","punchline":"The ground.","id":245}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?","punchline":"One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.","id":271}
["Umami truffaut bruh XOXO godard, irony fanny pack jianbing. Vegan four dollar toast grailed bespoke, helvetica shaman gentrify palo santo keytar fingerstache Brooklyn blog DIY flexitarian. Tattooed XOXO 8-bit, polaroid meditation actually coloring book seitan. Wolf cold-pressed la croix, pop-up kogi prism photo booth. Taxidermy live-edge hell of normcore bodega boys vape hoodie woke try-hard grailed 3 wolf moon pabst.","Typewriter normcore mustache pitchfork. Next level snackwave echo park, plaid blackbird spyplane fixie copper mug post-ironic organic four loko meggings intelligentsia cray single-origin coffee coloring book. Health goth banh mi salvia, coloring book locavore keytar typewriter craft beer neutral milk hotel artisan hella forage raclette post-ironic pickled. Tacos shoreditch mumblecore marxism next level gluten-free hell of wayfarers tumblr. Listicle asymmetrical franzen you probably haven't heard of them hashtag vexillologist hammock vaporware whatever edison bulb echo park leggings. Chia polaroid put a bird on it street art vibecession pok pok man bun freegan copper mug ethical raw denim listicle la croix green juice. Jawn tilde kogi gatekeep same.","Crucifix occupy bicycle rights tonx skateboard, fashion axe distillery live-edge lumbersexual air plant. Marxism hoodie tattooed kogi. Blackbird spyplane synth kale chips bicycle rights. Adaptogen hoodie listicle polaroid food truck pabst trust fund VHS hell of asymmetrical.","Kombucha XOXO chartreuse four dollar toast vibecession biodiesel. Keytar tote bag try-hard woke sartorial, 8-bit cronut listicle raclette. Normcore Brooklyn chillwave pickled bespoke ugh. Mukbang flannel kogi wayfarers jianbing keytar, hashtag neutral milk hotel unicorn master cleanse ascot activated charcoal poke. Post-ironic taiyaki blog cronut you probably haven't heard of them, 3 wolf moon skateboard waistcoat tote bag cupping blue bottle etsy prism normcore. Succulents enamel pin normcore bicycle rights try-hard prism kinfolk chambray skateboard seitan fanny pack wayfarers readymade hammock.","Literally thundercats mixtape iPhone dreamcatcher semiotics. Palo santo polaroid post-ironic gastropub raclette migas. Fam JOMO vape snackwave hammock kickstarter PBR&B try-hard helvetica woke yes plz plaid thundercats migas deep v. Cred sartorial squid raw denim mlkshk scenester."]
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you organize a space party?","punchline":"You planet.","id":129}
{"type":"standard","title":"Red Hot Chili Peppers 2013–2014 Tour","displaytitle":"Red Hot Chili Peppers 2013–2014 Tour","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16968395","titles":{"canonical":"Red_Hot_Chili_Peppers_2013–2014_Tour","normalized":"Red Hot Chili Peppers 2013–2014 Tour","display":"Red Hot Chili Peppers 2013–2014 Tour"},"pageid":41986821,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/Rhcpisleofwight.jpg","width":285,"height":351},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/Rhcpisleofwight.jpg","width":285,"height":351},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1258094423","tid":"c65677bc-a559-11ef-8125-ee3115c0a49c","timestamp":"2024-11-18T03:04:07Z","description":"2013–14 concert tour by the Red Hot Chili Peppers","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Hot_Chili_Peppers_2013%E2%80%932014_Tour","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Hot_Chili_Peppers_2013%E2%80%932014_Tour?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Hot_Chili_Peppers_2013%E2%80%932014_Tour?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Red_Hot_Chili_Peppers_2013%E2%80%932014_Tour"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Hot_Chili_Peppers_2013%E2%80%932014_Tour","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Red_Hot_Chili_Peppers_2013%E2%80%932014_Tour","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Hot_Chili_Peppers_2013%E2%80%932014_Tour?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Red_Hot_Chili_Peppers_2013%E2%80%932014_Tour"}},"extract":"The Red Hot Chili Peppers 2013/2014 Tour was a concert tour by Red Hot Chili Peppers. The tour followed the band's almost two-year-long I'm with You World Tour which ended in April 2013. The tour featured many festival performances and included the band's first ever shows in Alaska, Paraguay, the Philippines and Puerto Rico. The band also performed in New York City for the first time since 2003 and gave a controversial performance during the