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Drillia oliverai is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusc in the family Drilliidae.
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{"fact":"There is a species of cat smaller than the average housecat. It is native to Africa and it is the Black-footed cat (Felis nigripes). Its top weight is 5.5 pounds.","length":162}
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Heir to the Throne Is... is a 1986 Hong Kong wuxia television series starring Andy Lau, Yammie Lam, Kathy Chow, Liu Kai-chi, Susanna Au-yeung and Patrick Tse. Produced by TVB, the series ran on its channel Jade from 9 June to 4 July 1986.
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{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
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The Dominican Priory