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{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Little old lady. \n Little old lady who?","punchline":"I didn't know you could yodel!","id":13}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?","punchline":"Neither did he.","id":100}