{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?","punchline":"A poutine.","id":216}
{"fact":"Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses its biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field. A cat taken far from its home can return to it. But if a cat's owners move far from its home, the cat can't find them.","length":243}
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{"fact":"The first cartoon cat was\u00a0Felix the Cat\u00a0in 1919. In 1940, Tom and Jerry starred in the first theatrical cartoon \u201cPuss Gets the Boot.\u201d In 1981 Andrew Lloyd Weber created the musical\u00a0Cats, based on T.S. Eliot\u2019s Old\u00a0Possum\u2019s Book of Practical Cats.","length":245}
{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?","punchline":"Because there’s a Shortstop in between!","id":358}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
{"fact":"The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).","length":138}
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